the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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