so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
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Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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