i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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