We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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