New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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