32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
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yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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