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No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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