I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.