SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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