Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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