idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Let's get the cat blown out
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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