That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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