I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Randomize
