it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
this boner is exhausting
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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