It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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