I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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