I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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