that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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