ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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