She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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