You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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