wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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