She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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