Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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