you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Can I color on your dick again?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
i think im in europe. pls send help
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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