Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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