He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
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I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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