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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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