I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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