he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
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The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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