I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
