I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
too bad you live with your parents still
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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