Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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