so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
How does it feel to date your dad?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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