So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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