just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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