He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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