My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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