Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
there is glitter all over my balls
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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