there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So much Jack, so little girl.
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Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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