Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Barsexuality is the new black.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
