; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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