dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
