Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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