My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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