i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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