dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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