i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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