So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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