I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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