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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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